I have no idea what I am doing.

Anonymous asked: Why do people keep spreading the rumor that Marilyn had 6 toes?


They spread it because photographer Joseph Jagsur took pictures of Marilyn and in one of them it looks like she has another toe, even though it is in fact a grain of sand.. lol.



a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life


(Source: sofiajonze, via tea-andpizza)